Wounded Moose TV was on the scene as Jim Younker visited the doctor to check out his jaw after a rough game that got the team first place overall.
Stay tuned for more Moose TV videos starring the lovable Jim Younker...
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
George Brett Shits Himself
In this classic tale told by George Brett, he explains how he is good for twice a year shit my pants stories. This one story is about his venture from the Mirage in Las Vegas to the Bellagio. Pay attention to the end, where he transitions from shit talk to the baseball game at hand.
Enjoy!
Sunday, February 20, 2011
IT GETS BETTER IN THE END!
A Wounded Moose instructional video brought to you by the good folks at Taint Cola. This is the first in a long series of education videos that will hopefully ensure the Wounded Moose as a team is more educated and may advance themselves in the real world as we all know our playing careers have a limit (not intended for Younker, who will live and play hockey for eternity).
There will be a test this week.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Matthews drunk in NY............
I have it on good source that the VP of Corruption Morgan Matthews is already hammered walking the streets of New York City. Stay tuned for updates all weekend of Matthew's Stag 2011!
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
The Truth About Ox and Carcillo
Have you ever wondered if Ox's animosity towards Carcillo is just a cover for his true feelings? Well, here you have it: the truth about Ox and Carcillo.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Friday, February 4, 2011
Turbo vs. Ryan Kesler
Have you ever been watching Ryan Kesler in a Canucks game and thought “that guy looks a lot like Turbo … I wonder what else they have in common?” Well, you are not alone, so the Wounded Moose research department went to work on comparing Ryan Kesler and Moose great Steve Myska.
Category | Turbo | Kesler | Advantage |
| Rugged Good Looks |  |  | Tie |
| Childhood Hero | Jimmy Younker | Mike Modano | Turbo |
| Clothing Line | Turbo | ||
| Career Moose Games | 65 GP (Wounded) | 111 GP (Manitoba) | Kesler |
| Career Moose Goals | 37 Goals (Wounded) | 33 Goals (Manitoba) | Turbo |
| Typical Breakaway Result | Missed shot and mockery from teammates | Kesler | |
| Car | Audi | Ford Mustang | Turbo |
| Car Colour | Yellow | Probably not yellow | Kesler |
Thursday, February 3, 2011
25 (Two Five) and 16 (TTYFK) Nutritional Diet
In the latest instalment of Wounded Moose TV, 25 (Two Five) and 16 (TTYFK) show you how nutrition is a key component to any training regimen of a finely tuned athlete. Post-game nutrition is often overlooked for the pre-game meal. We all know you should be eating carbs, or really, dead animal, but after the game???
Two words.... COTTON CANDY
Watch as the post-game meal is made and delivered in a musical interlude of Sugar Sugar by the Archies.
WOUNDED MOOSE SIGN EXCLUSIVE DEAL
The Wounded Moose have long since held the belief that any kind of sponsorship/marketing deal is akin to getting your dick caught in a toaster because you wanted to fuck the warm hole in a bagel but were too impatient to wait for it to finish heating up.
Well, things have changed. The Wounded Moose have officially sold out, signing a long-term marketing deal with Chinese sports apparel company Blakbak, formally known as 19462158 Ontario Ltd.
"The deal marks a change in our corporate philosophy" remarked Moose social media guru Russell '2.0' Klein. "With so many of our younger membership engaged in the ever-evolving world of online interactivity, we thought it prudent to move forward with an aggressive marketing campaign. Blakbak just seemed like the right fit," he said while finishing a smoke in the shower.
"The Wounded Moose represent our core demographic," claimed Blakbak executive pending a hearing Jason Cohn. "They are an exciting, winning hockey team with a great tradition. They've got young and interesting players as well as three members from the original ice hockey game played in 1862."
When asked how it felt to be a world famous sports model, Coach Aldo gave an enthusiastic thumbs up, then promptly shit his pants and fell asleep.
Well, things have changed. The Wounded Moose have officially sold out, signing a long-term marketing deal with Chinese sports apparel company Blakbak, formally known as 19462158 Ontario Ltd.
"The deal marks a change in our corporate philosophy" remarked Moose social media guru Russell '2.0' Klein. "With so many of our younger membership engaged in the ever-evolving world of online interactivity, we thought it prudent to move forward with an aggressive marketing campaign. Blakbak just seemed like the right fit," he said while finishing a smoke in the shower.
"The Wounded Moose represent our core demographic," claimed Blakbak executive pending a hearing Jason Cohn. "They are an exciting, winning hockey team with a great tradition. They've got young and interesting players as well as three members from the original ice hockey game played in 1862."
When asked how it felt to be a world famous sports model, Coach Aldo gave an enthusiastic thumbs up, then promptly shit his pants and fell asleep.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Wounded Moose Third Jersey!
The Wounded Moose will unveil their third jersey this week. Watch this instructional video put on my 25 and 16, as they take you through the latest additions to the jersey!
Make sure you bring your money!
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