Wednesday, May 3, 2017

The Sexy Bunch

The following material is courtesy of Honda:

The Wounded Moose have their very own celebrity!  He sometimes is known as Sexy Chad, of Nickelback fame, and then, on occassions and more recently, as Hot Nick, of Con Air.

Honda put together this collage of his famous moments, can you pick out where our Sexy was in each?

Photo courtesy of Honda

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

The Wounded Moose Blog is REVIVED!

THE WOUNDED MOOSE BLOG IS NOW REVIVED!!!! Ever since the unfortunate blog posting of the now infamous HD (I dare not even spell out what the initials stand for), the blog has seen a sharp decrease, well, in fact, zero love!

But that is all about to change!


  • 81 from the Wounded Moose Analytics Department has been putting together his crack team of mathematicians to help explain numerous things that go on.
  • 34 just barely let up on the control of the site and allowed it to be UPDATED.  Is the schedule actually linked properly?
  • Russ is ready to transfer the blogs he has been writing in stone to the intra-web.
  • Farm Team is about to become..... THE WEASEL 2.0
  • JvT won't buy new pads, and will complain when the puck hits him and injures his knee every game
  • Younks will be posting links to his new fashion line of pink undies, designed for the modern day man.....
  • Ox is still banned from posting anything, as it will offend everyone and anyone.
  • Turbo's Cocke will be a guest blogger from time to time....
  • New games will be added, like "Help Russ match faces of players on the Wounded Moose with their Name"
  • Sexy Chad, since leaving Avril, has been monumental in upping the rock star status of the WM.

All this and more!  Looking forward to the blog posts ahead, and of course, check out the pics of our recent trip to Boston, where the Wounded Moose unveiled their 50th Anniversary tribute jerseys they will be wearing all year to honour the 50th Anniversary of the Wounded Moose Hockey Club!

Long live the Moose!




Thursday, November 7, 2013

We're baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Wounded Moose nation,

It has been to long since we have had some amazing posts from our Wounded Moose brothers.  That is about to change.

Sincerely,
25

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

The Wounded Moose Presents: The BUTTCRACKER SUITE

True to Wounded Moose form, we celebrate the holidays with a fantastic video featuring Ox, Younks, JvT and Russ!  This was an epic shoot, that lasted 2 weeks, but we are really thrilled in how it came out!

Merry Christmas Wounded Moose!

#25


MERRY CHRiSTMAS WOUNDED MOOSE

The Wounded Moose front office would like to wish all Wounded Moose and their family a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!

At times like this, it is important to remember those that have touched our soul in a special way.  Take Steve Jobs, probably best known for unveiling the iPad with an image he took with it.  Look closely, and it is our very own Vez, getting a Roman Helmet from Jobs himself!  Such a proud moment for us all!

Merry Christmas Wounded Moose!


Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Shittsburgh Co-Captains to be featured in new BLACKBERRY commercial!

Oh yes, it is true gents.  Say you have been awarded the honour of being a Co-Captain for the Wounded Moose Shittsburgh Tourney, and you have just gained a TON OF RESPONSIBILITY!  Not just in planning, but in coordinating the safety and well being of the Wounded Moose along with ensuring that the team is not let down when it comes to such things as the proper diet and nutrition, lodging and shelter, and transportation and communication.

What do you do?  Well if you are 25 and 16, you turn to the professionals at Blackberry and put your trust in them to make things HAPPEN!

Here is part of an interview that THEWOUNDEDMOOSE.COM had with the Co-Captains 25 and 16 about their choice of Blackberry for the Shittsburgh Tourney.

TWM: First off, congratulations on being named the tourney Co-Captains for Shittsburgh, that must of been a great honour?

16: Definitely.  I mean it was kind of expected and all.  Look, you don't wear mirrored visors and not get respect.

TWM: Talk to us about how the planning is going, are things on track?

25: At first we were overwhelmed to be quite honest.  How do you undertake such a huge task and not get a bit intimidated?  So we asked ourselves, 16, 25, who do we trust with our lives to make sure we have the success needed like when Derrick Zoolander pulled off Blue Steel?

16: Duh 25, that was easy, RIM! Anyone BOLD enough to call themselves RIM and not be in the sex toys business, has to be know their sh-t!  So we called up Jim and Mike [editors note: Jim and Mike are no longer Co-CEO's, and the boys are in touch with Thorsten Heins, the new CEO] and said "You guys are Co-CEO's and are successful, help!"

TWM:  So what did they say?

25: They empowered us with the TOOLS we needed for success.  Did they give us iCrap to play Angry Birds on? NOOOOOO!  Did they give us a convoluted mish mash of Android to see windshield wipers on the home screen when it rains? NOOOOOO!  They gave us BLACKBERRY BOLDS!!!

TWM: So I know we are short for time, but what will that do?

16: One word, BBM yo!  Join the Wounded Moose BBM Group where you can find out the latest news and happenings.  Where important game info is broadcast, and if you need someone to take one for the team, you can put in your request to a fellow Moose.  Really, it schedules, it communicates, it allows you to be the social creature you are.

TWM: Any last words?

25,16: WE NEED TOOLS, NOT TOYS!

Monday, January 23, 2012

Shittsburgh Tourney 2012 Debut's New Goalie?

Enquiring minds want to know, is JVT going to see the pine in Shittsburgh?  This spy photo taken last week and sent in anonymously, shows a new BLAKBAK prospect between the pipes training hard to take the spot.....

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Toquesburgh!

Moose toques have finally hit retail stores, just in time for the post-holiday rush! As you can see kids love them, they keep old people warm, and they may become bra cups for some lucky young woman pole dancing in Pittsburgh.



















Speaking of horsin' around, sale of the toques will go towards the bus fund for Shitsburgh 2012. Prices range from $10-20 and can be purchased through the great folks at Impact Machine, including team equipment manager Calvin. He will be joining us on the trip if only he can get off the Sailor Jerry's.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Wounded Moose Xmas

#61 has used his talents to prepare a very sexy Xmas card. If you're on another team and just visiting our blog to scout talent, this is what our dressing room looks like after a game. Drop on by any time.

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

Thursday, December 8, 2011

The Wounded Moose Toque

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived and OX who wanted a winter toque.  Not just any toque, but a fine, warm, and Wounded Moose branded toque.  He tried for many years, with .jpg images, other images, hand drawn sketches, but he never could get that toque.

Along came a mystical power, the VP of Food Procurement (who incidentally, took over the position from OX after a short, but failed attempt), the Co-Captain of the Shittsburgh Tournament.  Here arrived a perfectly suited Wounded Moose Toque right in time for the holidays.

While each team member will be receiving a hat courtesy of TheWoundedMoose.com, additional ones are available for $10 each.

Act now, for you never know when they may be gone!  The Wounded Moose 2011-2012 Winter Toque, will be available for the Dec.21 game.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Shittsburgh Tourney 2012

The Moose on the Bus will forever be the #1 bestseller on Amazon.com because of the amazing antics of The Wounded Moose.  Caught during a tournament in Lake Placid, The Wounded Moose partied like mad, broke a lot of hearts, and got acquainted with the Rusty Nail avec Floor Ice!

This 2012 season The Wounded Moose will be venturing to SHITTSBURGH April 20-22 for the time of our lives!  Leaving on Thursday in a luxury tour bus driven by none other than Frank, this promises to be INSANE!


Confirmed and payed:

25  Co-Captain
16  Co-Captain

Ox

Get your spot this Wednesday as it is the DEADLINE!

Wounded Moose for life!

Stay tuned for more info and reports from your CO-CAPTAINS!!!!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

WOUNDEDMOOSE.COM ANALYTICS


Pageviews by Browsers
Internet Explorer
21 (42%)
Chrome
10 (20%)
Mobile Safari
10 (20%)
Firefox
6 (12%)
Safari
3 (6%)
Pageviews by Operating Systems
Windows
34 (68%)
BlackBerry
6 (12%)
Macintosh
5 (10%)
Android
4 (8%)
Linux
1 (2%)


Stats pulled today from the Wounded Moose blog for Nov.1-Nov.6 show that BLACKBERRY seems to dominate over APPLE in regards to operating systems visiting the site.  Although it is a slight lead, and just by one, 25 was interviewed about these impressive stats.


TWM: So Blackberry is in the lead? How?


25: What are you trying to say? That I used several computers and reset my router to make Blackberry have more unique views than APPLE????  This interview is DONE!




In other news, as you can see below, thewoundedmoose.com has several fans from the US and the UK!  Interestingly, Lithuania and the Philippines is a new stronghold for our up and coming fan base.

Pageviews by Countries
Canada
26
United States
12
United Kingdom
5
Lithuania
2
Philippines
2
New Zealand
1
Taiwan
1
South Africa
1