Shittsburgh Tourney 2012 Debut's New Goalie?

Enquiring minds want to know, is JVT going to see the pine in Shittsburgh?  This spy photo taken last week and sent in anonymously, shows a new BLAKBAK prospect between the pipes training hard to take the spot.....

Toquesburgh!

Moose toques have finally hit retail stores, just in time for the post-holiday rush! As you can see kids love them, they keep old people warm, and they may become bra cups for some lucky young woman pole dancing in Pittsburgh.

Speaking of horsin' around, sale of the toques will go towards the bus fund for Shitsburgh 2012. Prices range from $10-20 and can be purchased through the great folks at Impact Machine, including team equipment manager Calvin. He will be joining us on the trip if only he can get off the Sailor Jerry's.

Wounded Moose Xmas

#61 has used his talents to prepare a very sexy Xmas card. If you're on another team and just visiting our blog to scout talent, this is what our dressing room looks like after a game. Drop on by any time.

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The Wounded Moose Toque

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived and OX who wanted a winter toque.  Not just any toque, but a fine, warm, and Wounded Moose branded toque.  He tried for many years, with .jpg images, other images, hand drawn sketches, but he never could get that toque.

Along came a mystical power, the VP of Food Procurement (who incidentally, took over the position from OX after a short, but failed attempt), the Co-Captain of the Shittsburgh Tournament.  Here arrived a perfectly suited Wounded Moose Toque right in time for the holidays.

While each team member will be receiving a hat courtesy of TheWoundedMoose.com, additional ones are available for $10 each.

Act now, for you never know when they may be gone!  The Wounded Moose 2011-2012 Winter Toque, will be available for the Dec.21 game.

Shittsburgh Tourney 2012

The Moose on the Bus will forever be the #1 bestseller on Amazon.com because of the amazing antics of The Wounded Moose.  Caught during a tournament in Lake Placid, The Wounded Moose partied like mad, broke a lot of hearts, and got acquainted with the Rusty Nail avec Floor Ice!

This 2012 season The Wounded Moose will be venturing to SHITTSBURGH April 20-22 for the time of our lives!  Leaving on Thursday in a luxury tour bus driven by none other than Frank, this promises to be INSANE!


Confirmed and payed:

25  Co-Captain
16  Co-Captain

Ox

Get your spot this Wednesday as it is the DEADLINE!

Wounded Moose for life!

Stay tuned for more info and reports from your CO-CAPTAINS!!!!

BobbleYounks

Boom!

BOOM!

Cheers,
Russ