Turbo visits China Town for lunch today!

A rare treat indeed! Turbo joined some of the Wounded Moose for lunch today downtown in Toronto's infamous Chinatown!  Now some would say the weather was a bit too chilly for shorts, but we all know Turbo, nothing is too over the top for him! After all, the man can take ghost pepper hot sauce like there is no tomorrow....he can freeze his hand to the point of almost needing amputation....he can drink cold beer out of ice blocks....and he can miss on breakaway after breakaway.

Really, when you think about it, is there anything that Turbo can't do?

No nachos today folks, Turbo had an order of:
Hot and Sour Soup
Spring Roll
Szechuan Flaming Hoop Beef w/ 1000 hot pepper sauce
Steamed Rice

and he washed it down with some Jasmine tea and for dessert a mango pudding and a fortune cookie that read:

We think this place has definite capabilities to replace HOOPS for the official Wounded Moose eatery!

How do you impress the ladies?

Wounded Moose Microeconomics

Kelly's Choice

After becoming a married man, Matt has some serious decisions ahead of him. Clearly one decision is more significant than all of the others: Will he choose to be a friend of Ox or a fan of the Blackhawks? With Ox's arch nemesis ready to skate for the Hawks, Matt no longer has the luxury of doing both. He must choose to where one of these two jerseys:

Option #1 - Carcillo Jersey

Option #2 - Ox Jersey

Kelly Hosts Insane Ball Hockey Game for his STAG!

Nothing really needs to be said here except ......BOOOOOOOOOOM!

That and make sure you turn off the 3D on the lower bar if you don't have your red and blue glasses! Ok Russ?
Photos of the event!

Happy Birthday Jay!

In honour of Jay, our new Captain for The Wounded Moose 2011-2012 season, Turbo wishes him the happiest of birthdays.  Luckily for Jay, The Wounded Moose exited the playoffs in a tough loss in the semi-finals.  Why lucky you say? Well let's take a step back in time, and re-visit a Championship game in which we needed the services of Jay who was named Captain for the next season.  Did he fulfill that role? Sadly no, because he attended a Tom Petty concert and he was HEARTBROKEN to lose his captaincy!

Fast forward to this year, Jay gets named Captain again for the upcoming season.  Confident that he got his Captaincy back, he decided to go on vacation this time to the East coast.  Luckily enough for Jay, but unlucky for the Moose, a tough loss saw the Moose exit the playoffs, and allowed Jay not to miss yet another Championship.  With that in the past, Jay looks forward to a successful 2011-2012 winter season as Captain of The Wounded Moose.  Yesterday, we celebrate his birthday and wish him many lobster meals and tons of great seafood!!!

Happy Birthday JSB!!!!!  Bring home a pet lobster for the boys for a Jimmy BBQ!

BLACKBERRY is superior to the iPHONE, so says KELLY!

For those of you who thought Matt Kelly would go to his grave clutching his iPHONE and you would have to pry it from, you just might be mistaken!

In an email today to 25, Kelly admitted that Blackberry's were superior, and SMARTER. Shocking news coming from a lifetime butt buddy of Steve Jobs. Kelly is even rumoured to be wearing the black mock turtle neck with worn in jeans to his nuptials at the end of the month. This is now in question as he may trade that in for a three piece suit, BALSILLIE STYLZ!!!!!!!!!

Editing Blog
Matt Kelly [kelevision@gmail.com]
Sent: Thu 18/08/2011 3:24 PM
To:

I have promised **** to remove a post for him. I have to admit, I can't seem to access it on my Mac or iPHONE but I know you and your Blackberry can do it, so I would greatly appreciate it. Just this once I admit to it being better, but they are still going to be bought out.

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MATT KELLY




This reporter has only one word to say to that:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!