25 Talks about a potential return for the championships!

25 does a press conference to discuss his game day skate and whether he will dress for the first game of the championships.

Turbo Cured...kind of...

YOUNKER'S CORNER

Hockey legend Jim Younker chats about his thoughts on the hockey world. Brought to you by Rusty Nails.

YOUNKS-B-Q

If you didn't get out to the the Jimmy Younker BBQ, here is what you missed:

Jimmy is actually the reclusive billionaire who funded Jurassic Park and since retiring still keeps the fossilized mosquito as a door handle in his King City mansion.

Aldo is the Rain Man of Texas Hold'em poker. Sam is a silent assassin and Morgan's trout is the only one who can drink as much as Younker. Speaking of which...

Jimmy can be seen here taking a break from all the #winning he was doing earlier in the day, which included pounding back numerous bottles of red wine and opening up a nasty gash on his face just because that's how he rolls. He also hates socks.

The Jimmy Younker Bobble Head

First off, I must say I feel like I have finally made it in the world now that I have access to the Moose Blog.  I understand the high standards that I have to live up to.

And now, without further adieu, I present the Jimmy Younker Wounded Moose Bobble Head.  Move over Dwight Shrute, there's a new kid in town!

Wounded Moose Social Stratification

Many hockey fans understimate the complex social hierarchy of the Wounded Moose, so the Research Department decided to plot out the different classes of Moose, thereby demonstrating the years of work and beer consumption required to reach legend or coach status.

Turbo is SENTENCED!!!

Wounded Moose TV Episode 5: Turbo a rookie for life? from Wounded Moose TV on thewoundedmoose.com.

Watch with interest as Turbo commits the cardinal sin of not finishing a beer in the Wounded Moose locker room. Once punishable by death back in the day when Jim Younker was part of the Original 2, now it appears Turbo will be rookie FOR LIFE!

Last night Turbo committed a grave sin. Something so deplorable that it hurts to even write this. While celebrating our disgusting entrance into the next round of the playoffs, Turbo put down a full beer (there is evidence he did take a "swig") and LEFT IT!. This is Wounded Moose by-law 001.

"Though shall not leave beer or face permanent rookie status."

In a conference call with the Wounded Moose Internal Affairs Department, Jim Younker served as material witness. It was concluded that Turbo did indeed leave a full beer minus a swig. This is punishable with permanent rookie status, or until someone else f-cks up worse and dethrones him.

Luckily for Turbo, he was given a way out of permanent rookie status. He can shave his #17 into his chest for the rest of the winter and summer seasons and he will lose the status for next winter. Alternatively, he can ingest about 1ml of concentrated Habanero extract provided by JSB, and remain a rookie until the end of the Niagara Falls tournament.

I can report early indications are that he has chosen to ingest the concentrated Habanero extract, so please show up next week to watch the ring of fire develop for Turbo.

Charlie Sheen MUST SEE video for all Wounded Moose!

ABC NEWS has disabled the ability to embed this video, but here is the link. I highly suggest you all watch this as it has become a great source for quotes that TTYFK will only be speaking in.

Enjoy and remember, he bangs 7 gram rocks, 'cause that is how he roles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM

"I blinked and I cured my brain!"

"Can't is the cancer of happen!"

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, made them look like droopy eyed armless children!"

Then please watch this as the continuation!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_dqTS_mXnQ&tracker=False&NR=1

And for the remix version, please watch this, truly a masterpiece!!

Reason for Shawn missing the game

Whoever is posting lame posts like this should really take a step back and look at the brilliant work Vez has done. This is the standard we expect, not some copy and paste video that is not related to anything. Was Shawn in the video? NO. Did you go out and film this yourself? NO.

THIS IS NOT WINNNNNNNNNG! DUH!

Injury updates for the playoffs....

OUT:

#25 Jason Cohn - General body injury (remainder of season)
#17 Steve "Turbo" Myska - Lower body injury (expected return game 2 of the playoffs)

Turbo's new gloves for being such a pussy!