Saturday, March 19, 2011

YOUNKS-B-Q

If you didn't get out to the the Jimmy Younker BBQ, here is what you missed:


Jimmy is actually the reclusive billionaire who funded Jurassic Park and since retiring still keeps the fossilized mosquito as a door handle in his King City mansion.


Aldo is the Rain Man of Texas Hold'em poker. Sam is a silent assassin and Morgan's trout is the only one who can drink as much as Younker. Speaking of which...


Jimmy can be seen here taking a break from all the #winning he was doing earlier in the day, which included pounding back numerous bottles of red wine and opening up a nasty gash on his face just because that's how he rolls. He also hates socks.

1 comment:

  1. I see Vez was in business attire, what about the rest?

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