Thursday, August 18, 2011

BLACKBERRY is superior to the iPHONE, so says KELLY!


For those of you who thought Matt Kelly would go to his grave clutching his iPHONE and you would have to pry it from, you just might be mistaken!

In an email today to 25, Kelly admitted that Blackberry's were superior, and SMARTER. Shocking news coming from a lifetime butt buddy of Steve Jobs. Kelly is even rumoured to be wearing the black mock turtle neck with worn in jeans to his nuptials at the end of the month. This is now in question as he may trade that in for a three piece suit, BALSILLIE STYLZ!!!!!!!!!

Editing Blog
Matt Kelly [kelevision@gmail.com]
Sent: Thu 18/08/2011 3:24 PM
To:

I have promised **** to remove a post for him. I have to admit, I can't seem to access it on my Mac or iPHONE but I know you and your Blackberry can do it, so I would greatly appreciate it. Just this once I admit to it being better, but they are still going to be bought out.

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MATT KELLY




This reporter has only one word to say to that:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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