Friday, February 4, 2011

Turbo vs. Ryan Kesler

Have you ever been watching Ryan Kesler in a Canucks game and thought “that guy looks a lot like Turbo … I wonder what else they have in common?” Well, you are not alone, so the Wounded Moose research department went to work on comparing Ryan Kesler and Moose great Steve Myska.











Category

Turbo

Kesler

Advantage

Rugged Good Looks

Tie

Childhood Hero

Jimmy Younker

Mike Modano

Turbo

Clothing Line

Cashmere Sweaters

Underwear

Turbo

Career Moose Games

65 GP (Wounded)

111 GP (Manitoba)

Kesler

Career Moose Goals

37 Goals (Wounded)

33 Goals (Manitoba)

Turbo

Typical Breakaway Result

Missed shot and mockery from teammates

Goal

Kesler

Car

Audi

Ford Mustang

Turbo

Car Colour

Yellow

Probably not yellow

Kesler


2 comments:

  1. THIS IS THE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The best Advantage is for car colour to Kesler, who is PROBABLY NOT YELLOW !!!!!!

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  2. The car colour hurt...I must admit. But this is still a Turbo win!

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