WOUNDED MOOSE SIGN EXCLUSIVE DEAL

The Wounded Moose have long since held the belief that any kind of sponsorship/marketing deal is akin to getting your dick caught in a toaster because you wanted to fuck the warm hole in a bagel but were too impatient to wait for it to finish heating up.

Well, things have changed. The Wounded Moose have officially sold out, signing a long-term marketing deal with Chinese sports apparel company Blakbak, formally known as 19462158 Ontario Ltd.

"The deal marks a change in our corporate philosophy" remarked Moose social media guru Russell '2.0' Klein. "With so many of our younger membership engaged in the ever-evolving world of online interactivity, we thought it prudent to move forward with an aggressive marketing campaign. Blakbak just seemed like the right fit," he said while finishing a smoke in the shower.

"The Wounded Moose represent our core demographic," claimed Blakbak executive pending a hearing Jason Cohn. "They are an exciting, winning hockey team with a great tradition. They've got young and interesting players as well as three members from the original ice hockey game played in 1862."

  

When asked how it felt to be a world famous sports model, Coach Aldo gave an enthusiastic thumbs up, then promptly shit his pants and fell asleep.