The Moose have ascended to the top of the Chesswood Mountain and claimed the championship after a long, hard-fought playoffs.
While the Moose have endured suspensions, injuries and blatant coasting, no one could have expected them to survive the weak stomach of Rookie-For-Life Turbo Steve Myska.
Turbo attempts to rid himself of lifetime rookie status by ingesting a teaspoon full of HOTTER THAN SHIT hot sauce!
After playing end-to-end hockey and battling the marital restraints of his championship lifestyle, one can only feel sorry for the turbulent stomach that exists inside of the Wounded Moose's hairiest member. Here is the unfortunate shot of the contents of his turbulent stomach.
... but did Turbo go to Charlie T's as a "home dresser"?
ReplyDeletelamentably no, my gastro-intestinal anxiety after a long, hard fought season, forced me to receed quietly into the night to prep and return for Niagara.
ReplyDeleteThat was winnning, EPIC WINNING!!!
ReplyDeleteTurbo is no longer rookie for life this week!!!