One Week From Niagara Falls

With Niagara Falls tournament only one week away we want to make sure that everyone knows about the strict dress code going into this event. First of all, we will be rocking the new brown Moose uniforms as much as possible. In the event that we have to wear the white ones, we will stain them with the blood of our enemies.

More importantly, the official Moose suit will be mandatory for those wishing to attend Morgan Matthews' seventeenth annual bachelor party on Saturday night. They include President's trophy sweater, Moose chapeau, dark navy sweatpants and inappropriate footwear. Here is curry enthusiast The Vez modeling for the camera.

If you do not have a President's trophy sweater, there are alternatives. You can wear Chesswood Arena, Wounded Moose or other tournament gear when out on the town, but do not under any circumstances pull the shit that the goalie thinks he can get away with. You will be turned away at the door of Jimmy's BBQ Emporium.

Finally, although outerwear can make or break your ability to hang with the Moose in Niagara, the most important piece of attire is what you wear in the dressing room while being interviewed by the press. Thankfully, Jay Stevens has got a great example of what we expect to see you wearing during the six o'clock news, and I'm sure if you don't have something like this Niagara gift shops can help you out.